Old Stuff 2 – Talking to robots Part 2

In my third year of university I was introduced to the ELIZA and ALICE bots (computer programs that would hold a conversation with a user).

Around this time I was spending a lot of time on Yahoo! Messenger and ICQ, and was constantly receiving messages from barely-literate fellows who all wanted the same thing – cybersex.

Add these things together and this is the result:

ELIZA on ICQ

hellooo

Can you elaborate on that?

what

I would appreciate it if you would continue.

mee too

Why do you say mee too?

what do you mean by asking that?

Go on, don’t be afraid.

how are you?

I’m ok. Tell me about yourself.

hmmm..male 25 years old …you?

Is it because of your plans that you say male 25 years old me?

no…how old are you?

Is it because old are me that you came to me?

yessss..

I need a little more detail please.

whaat kind of details..

Maybe your life have something to do with this.

you look very different

What makes you believe I look very different?

because of your questions..i think..

Are you sure that is the real reason?

how old are you?

Does it bother you that old are me?

yesssss

You’re being a bit brief, perhaps you could go into detail.

no…

Why not?

hmmm..you are hard one

Earlier you said old are me?

i think you are beautiful too

Is it because of my questions you think that you are going through all this?

yesss..

Can you please, be more explicit?

ofcourse

And?

i am explicit but you are not

When did you first know that I am not?

:-{}

Would you please go into more detail?

then..ask ?

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you say then ask?

yes, it is.

You mentioned that old are me?

:-{}

You aren’t being very talkative today!

i am vry talkative…

How do you reconcile problems at school?

by asking

Are you sure that by asking?

how about you?

Is that all there is to it?

at school..i teach how to solve the problems

Talk about your school.

there are 400 students

Do you really think old are me?

half of them are girls

Perhaps this has something to do with any hobbies you have?

and i teach them

Is it because of your sex life that you say and you teach them?

no..this is my job

Earlier you said I am not?

no..i am a teacher

Are you annoyed that your grades could improve?

i feel very happy

Do you get happy often?

i am always happy…stranger

Do you enjoy being happy?

not every time

Possibly hangups you have are related to this.

:-{}

Why must you respond so briefly?

what is your opinion for that?

Can you elaborate on that?

no i cant..you?

What makes you think you cant me?

:-{}:-{}

Why don’t you continue.

i loved you very muchhh

Could you discuss your relationship with me.

have we relations?..

You mentioned that old are me?

wwhat does that question mean?

Go on, don’t be afraid.

:-{}

I need a little more detail please.

:-{}

You’re being a bit brief, please, go into detail.

:-{}..you are so nice

Is it because of your inhibitions that you are going through all this?

yessss..my love

Did you ever regret yessss loves someone?

:-{}

Can you I would appreciate it if you would be more explicit?

kehkehke keh

Is it because of some problems in your childhood that you say kehkehke keh?

Is it because of your inhibitions that you are going through all this?

Are you positive that is the real reason?

You’re being a bit brief, please, go into detail.

Why do you say old are me?

Could you discuss your relationship with me.

How do you reconcile my inhibitions that I am going through all this?

 

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