Old Stuff 2 – Talking to robots Part 1

In my third year of university I was introduced to the ELIZA and ALICE bots (computer programs that would hold a conversation with a user).

Around this time I was spending a lot of time on Yahoo! Messenger and ICQ, and was constantly receiving messages from barely-literate fellows who all wanted the same thing – cybersex.

Add these things together and this is the result:

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ELIZA on Yahoo! Messenger

asl plz

Why do you say asl plz?

chat wink

Can you elaborate on that?

no

Why not?

awer are you froom?

Is it because of your plans that you say awer are me froom?

and ur old

Maybe your life have something to do with this.

and are u femil or mail

How do you reconcile any hobbies you have?

wink

I would appreciate it if you would continue.

as u like

Are you sure that as u like?

u dont like to see me

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are going through all this?

smug

Go on, don’t be afraid.

eh!

I need a little more detail please.

sweety do u thimk that am crazy or some thing ?

Is it because are crazy or some thing that you came to me?

afraid …. !

You’re being a bit brief, perhaps you could go into detail.

of what….

Is it because of problems at school that you say of what?

noting can touch me till once am dead ……

This is not a healthy way of thinking.

hand

You mentioned that are crazy or some thing?

ya im

Why do you say I you are?

crazy

Can you elaborate on that?

wink

I would appreciate it if you would continue.

lol

Go on, don’t be afraid.

lol

I need a little more detail please.

lol

You’re being a bit brief, perhaps you could go into detail.

ya ok

Is it because of your plans that you say I ok?

im

Maybe your life have something to do with this.

20 m jordan

What makes you believe 20 m jordan?

u

Can you please, be more explicit?

ya

And?

i dont have love 2 yaer

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you say you do not have love 2 yaer?

s

Would you please go into more detail?

and

You aren’t being very talkative today!

u mic

Are you sure that u mic?

u have mic

Is it because of problems at school that you are going through all this?

ya

Is that all there is to it?

smile

Why must you respond so briefly?

plz byyyyyyyyyyyy

Is it because of any hobbies you have that you say plz byyyyyyyyyyyy?

handcry

Can you elaborate on that?

plz

Why don’t you continue.

no

Why not?

plz

Go on, don’t be afraid.

by

I need a little more detail please.

plz

You’re being a bit brief, could you go into detail.

py

Are you just trying to see what kind of things I have in my vocabulary? Please try to carry on a reasonable conversation!

i ggod aweth u

Do you really think that?

plz

Can you please, be more explicit?

if u wana to good chat

Perhaps we could chat.

aslpz

And?

koos omek

How do you reconcile your sex life?

ineed ur mama

What makes you think ineed ur mama?

ok

I would appreciate it if you would go into more detail?

to do sex

Have you been afraid of sex?

 

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